zeldathemes
USS Enterprise
to boldly go
Dancing Queen. Singapore. Purple keratin.
I am Grand Duchess of the Universe, and you all must love and obey me. Ask hotwhiteguy. he gave all his fame to me. He'll tell you.
I'm really not famous enough to do so, but i track the tag wordwarriors. no spaces no hyphens, no nothing
My ask is always open, feel free to drop by and shower me in love and devotion

my snapchat is ccarsonr, so you should all show me your beautiful faces!

if you need me to tag anything, just message me and ask

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

laughing-carnations:

oh shit the gender police busted us, quickly, hide your pronouns in the bag and run!

spacereign:

I accidentally said “i want soodles with noup” instead of “i want noodles with soup” and now I’ve just been sitting here contemplating my life.

molotovriot:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

sheep-boy:

"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"

nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it


my favorite line in all of cinematic history 

my favorite line in all of cinematic history 

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor